Sunday, 28 July 2013

Hilarious!

Why I am single...!!!
Last week was my birthday...!!!
My wife didn't wish me... My parents forgot and so did my kids...
I went to work... Even my colleagues didn't wish me...
As I entered my cabin, my secretary said, "Happy birthday boss!"...
I felt so special... She asked me out to lunch...
After lunch... She invited me to her apartment... I felt she wanted Sex, without hesitating I agreed
We went there... she said, "do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? "
"Okay", I said... she came out 5minutes later with a cake and MY WIFE, My parents, my kids and my friends & my colleagues...!!!
All screaming, "SURPRISE...!!!"
And I was waiting on the sofa naked...!!!
Was it my fault?!!!

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