Single UNIBEN Girls take themselves out to Mat-ice on Valentines day.

Gone are the days when Mat-ice was a place for lovers to eat out and celebrate on Vals day. I can confidently tell you that 80% of the people that were there yesterday were single, depressed girls who had no choice but to take themselves out. You people need to have seen girls trooping out of there in the night, like it was a lesbians club! 

 

I hereby propose that the UNIBEN valentine law. It states that:

               

              "The number of boys willing to spend is inversely proportional to the number of          girls"

Abeg UNIBEN boys you people should try in the lives of UNIBEN girls.